Paradox, you have yet again broken my jelly detector. I saw your post and decided I would point my jelly detector at you and turn it on, you know, to dectect your individual jelly level.
Well, I first noticed something was wrong when I couldn't actually read the number on the display, it was like this if you were looking for some visual representation: [999]999
As you can see, your level of jelly had cleary gone over 9000. As soon as I noticed something was wrong I began to hear a high pitched squealing sound, like that of a boiling kettle, or at least, some boiling kettles, others just hiss (Like a cat). I tried to drop the detector but it was too late, it was beginning to melt and as I let go it stuck to my hands due to the super heat. It burned pretty bad and by this point I was rolling around on the floor wrestling with this device that was once my friend. After about 3 hours of intense fighting I finally managed to subdue the burning machine and I was the victor. I had to have the robot removed from the house and it took me about a week to remove the debris from my home.
Now, Paradox, this is the SECOND time you have damaged my property. My poor butler Jeeves had to retire because of the last incident, the detector consumed him because your jelly level was over 9000. Luckily I am the dragonborn and I didn't know it at that point, so I managed to defeat the device where my butler failed (As I am Dovahkiin).
All in all Paradox, I would rate your posts 3/10 due the damage you have done to myself and my property, I would not detect your posts for jelly again. Your jelly level is too damn high and I politely request that you try to lower the jelly.
Thank you for reading my posts and I hope you can decrease the amount of jelly for your future posts.
tl;dr u jelly