"pretty uncreative liar." ./agree
Jord, why didn't you just say something like this:
I am sorry for hacking, It was clearly against the rules but I wasn't aware of how well enforced it was, I thought it was something a small minority did and got away with, I am sincerely sorry that I did this and I am hoping that the ban isn't perm as I really do enjoy playing on the server, However I understand what I did was entirely wrong and any additional punishments could include (If you even let me back), Temp ban, Mute, Stripping of Rank, Removal of Items, or something else, I hope you can find it within your hearts to forgive my honest mistake, Jord.
That would of been a lot better than talking out your arse.