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Definitely not... oh do I need to make that thread again.



In a bed or on the kitchen work top?
 
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Either.

But that reminds me of something I read recently.



A funny incident that still makes me laugh is the first time I had kitchen table sex. Well, I usually have sex with my socks on, because it feels awkward wearing absolutely nothing at all. I used to wear a chain but then opted for socks as they help keep me warm and don't interrupt positions to fix.



Back to the kitchen table. I lay the lass down, stand infront of her, shove it in, grab her thighs with both hands (standing missionary or whatever it's called), and my feet slide backwards on the ceramic. She didn't notice so I put one foot forward and thrust again, and that leg slid back. So I brought forward the other one. And again, I thrust, and slid back. I kept alternating feet, until about 5 minutes later when the girl noticed and asked "Are you... moonwalking?"
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Redbull or V?
 
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Dakry said:
Definitely not... oh do I need to make that thread again.



In a bed or on the kitchen work top?
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Yeah Buddy!!

Kitchen top....i dont care if its uncomfortable for her.

1.8 or school?

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jeffrocks26 said:
My My, we have some horny players on the server! lol jkjk



Redbull



Piston or Sticky Piston
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derp sticky piston
 
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1.8 or school makes no sense for me, I finished school long ago, so I'm gonna pick "work".



Drum/bass or Rap?
 
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WMD= Weapon of Mass Destruction? If so, I'll take that because it can be literally anything. I mean, if I owned all of a nation's banks, and decided to take all of the money from them, I'm using the banks as a weapon and creating mass financial destruction with them.



Immortality(Yourself only) or Superpowers?
 
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I'll answer both prior questions, because Cub didn't post one of his own (Y U NO GOODER QUESTCHIN?)



Cryokinesis, I hate the summer and imagine fire to be the worst death possible.



Tac nayn, makes me think of tac gnol, the opposite of long cat.



Which state of matter is better, plasma or Bohr-Einstein condensate?
 
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