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I just don't even, why don't you just seduce her, way less risk than rape and all you really need is smooth word skillZ.



edit: Just realised I made this statement on the internet. my bad.
 
I just don't even, why don't you just seduce her, way less risk than rape and all you really need is smooth word skillZ.



edit: Just realised I made this statement on the internet. my bad.

I got my gf by rape

true story

We were at a bar and I was all like hey, wanna get raped?

She was like awwww yeaaaaah

Been in love ever since!
 
Diverting off topic again! Smooth jazz is how you get the sex. Nothing like sexing up a girl with a trio of black men singing gently to you with the scent of cinnamon apple incense along with a very comfortable mattress.
 
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