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  1. Kuro

    Kuro Level 22

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    <07:22:14> "Nix The Ever Knowing": LOL i pressed "T" on single player wanting to complain about the lack of monsters xD one about myself yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! <3
     
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    Laithes Level 47

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    <19:42:12> "Cosine": water doesn't have a vagina

    <19:42:18> "Cosine": unless you're gay
     
  3. The Noodle

    The Noodle Level 48

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    lol



    ...wait.....wat?
     
  4. M1_Mercenary

    M1_Mercenary Level 48
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    Roze: I gave it to Kuro, Oscar, Kism, Gnossiene, Jimster, Echo, Shadowshot
     
  5. Kuro

    Kuro Level 22

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    IT WAS NOT CONSENSUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. Cosine

    Cosine Level 23

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    Iguana - setting stuff up" pokes you: you are now SUPER OVERLORD JESUS MAJOR OF THE 3RD BATTALION X2​


    [20:31:14] <+tvc> my penis enlargement is going great​

    [20:31:34] xales cuts off tvc's penis​

    [20:31:34] <+tvc> grown half inch in a week​

    [20:31:58] <+tvc> it's no longer 1.5"​

    [20:32:01] <+tvc> it's 2"​

    [20:32:02] <+tvc> !?!?!​

    [20:32:14] <+tvc> and that's erec​

    [20:32:15] <+tvc> t​

    [20:32:20] <+tvc> flacid it's like​

    [20:32:20] <@Iguana> qft​

    [20:32:25] <+tvc> can't even grab hold of it​
     
  7. DannyXC

    DannyXC Level 15

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    <21:14:36>

    "Cosine": "I'm not hitting it on the table, I'm just making it go in and out and in and out and in and out"
     
  8. Cosine

    Cosine Level 23

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    ^in reference to my headset
     
  9. risker

    risker Level 0

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    [​IMG]



    I think his Jelly.
     
  10. risker

    risker Level 0

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    and!

    <00:53:32> "Lark - U Jelly?": bookies

    <00:53:50> "DannyXC": are you a librarian
     
  11. Kuro

    Kuro Level 22

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    oui230-"this gate looks like a gun"

    <00:54:43> "KuroIchigogGal": long hard and has a hole at the end oui?
     
  12. Laithes

    Laithes Level 47

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    <19:11:48>"FedorableOne":watch it honstine, don't get too excited.
     
  13. Laithes

    Laithes Level 47

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    <00:17:29> "KuroIchigoGal": lol

    <00:17:46> "KuroIchigoGal": i love sex lol
     
  14. oui230

    oui230 Level 22

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    <00:15:34> "c broughton": i give rim jobs in the school bathroom for $1
     
  15. Kuro

    Kuro Level 22

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    <00:17:57> "Roze": I love the cock

    <00:18:01> "Roze": cause i'm gay

    <00:18:05> "Roze": not really

    <00:18:08> "Honstine": Wanna make out Roze?

    <00:18:08> "Roze": but srsly

    <00:18:12> "Roze": OK

    <00:18:24> "Roze": i've been wanting you to ask for the longest time

    <00:18:26> "Honstine": Or skip straight to buttsex?

    <00:18:36> "Roze": i do enjoy the sex of butts

    <00:18:55> "Roze": only if you stimulate my prostate first

    <00:19:02> "Honstine": Ram it hard?

    <00:19:06> "Roze": sure

    <00:19:15> "Honstine": Got a dildo?

    <00:19:22> "Roze": you have to ejaculate in my ear though

    <00:19:38> "Roze": I don't wanna get preggs
     
  16. oui230

    oui230 Level 22

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    <01:44:10> "KuroIchigogal": I LOVE TO SUCK FAT COCKS
     
  17. Kuro

    Kuro Level 22

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    <01:33:48> "KuroIchigoGal": okies

    <01:33:54> "Kuro1chigoGal": JOOOSSSSSS

    <01:33:58> "KuroIchigoGal": WTF

    <01:34:04> "Kuro1chigoGal": WHY U NO ANSWER ME

    <01:34:05> "KuroIchigoGal": THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

    <01:34:09> "KuroIchigoGal": !!!!!!!!!!!!

    <01:34:13> "Kuro1chigoGal": I love teh cock

    <01:34:16> "Kuro1chigoGal": not really

    <01:34:18> "Kuro1chigoGal": i lie

    <01:34:19> "KuroIchigoGal": OH HELL NO

    <01:34:24> "Kuro1chigoGal": i don't like penis

    <01:34:25> "KuroIchigoGal": BITCH LETS GO

    <01:34:28> "Kuro1chigoGal": it's ucky

    <01:34:28> "Laithes": Fight Fight Fight Fight!

    <01:34:36> "KuroIchigoGal": *takes earings out*

    <01:34:44> "Kuro1chigoGal": i like to play with mmmmmshebom bombs

    <01:34:57> "Josrence44": http://classiccars.zonebg.com/France/Konkretno/amgalgm.html

    <01:35:09> "Kuro1chigoGal": *pulls out BIG FUCKING GUN

    <01:35:11> "M1☢Mercenary": http://wallpapers-diq.com/wallpapers/17/Cadillac_Escalade,_2006,_Monster_Truck_Jam.jpg

    <01:35:16> "Kuro1chigoGal": DIE FUGLY BITCH

    <01:35:20> "KuroIchigoGal": T^T

    <01:35:42> "Kuro1chigoGal": IMMA RAPE U IN DA BUTT

    <01:35:49> "Kuro1chigoGal": with my shotgun

    <01:35:53> "KuroIchigoGal": be gentle <3

    <01:36:03> "Kuro1chigoGal": gentle is for pussies

    <01:36:10> "KuroIchigoGal": i have one ;D

    <01:36:19> "Kuro1chigoGal": yumm

    <01:36:33> "KuroIchigoGal": ;)

    <01:36:58> "Kuro1chigoGal": I like vagina. Can I HAZ VAGINA

    <01:37:07> "KuroIchigoGal": you can have mine! .o.

    <01:37:15> "Kuro1chigoGal": ok

    <01:37:16> "M1☢Mercenary": http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/1960_Corvette.jpg

    <01:37:20> "Laithes": Woah self lesbian relations?

    <01:37:29> "Kuro1chigoGal": ( )

    <01:37:35> "KuroIchigoGal": ()

    <01:37:46> "Kuro1chigoGal": ohh yours is tighter than mine

    <01:37:47> "KuroIchigoGal": ( ) not a virgin

    <01:37:52> "KuroIchigoGal": () virgin

    <01:38:03> "Kuro1chigoGal": m

    <01:38:06> "Kuro1chigoGal": | |

    <01:38:10> "KuroIchigoGal": yes it i :3

    <01:38:11> "Kuro1chigoGal": d b

    <01:38:14> "Josrence44": http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2008/05/28/14/29/1984_chevrolet_corvette_coupe-pic-54374.jpeg

    <01:38:39> "Kuro1chigoGal": m

    | |

    d b

    <01:38:52> "Kuro1chigoGal": m

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    d b

    <01:39:00> "Kuro1chigoGal": m

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    d b

    <01:39:03> "Josrence44":

    M

    ||

    <01:39:06> "Josrence44": db

    <01:39:08> "Josrence44": fff

    <01:39:19> "M1☢Mercenary": http://visionautoworld.tripod.com/1996FormulaTeal.jpg

    <01:39:20> "KuroIchigoGal": QQ kuro?

    <01:39:23> "Josrence44": M

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    db

    <01:39:29> "Kuro1chigoGal": how u do

    <01:39:37> "Josrence44": shiftenter

    <01:39:42> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:39:21> "Josrence44": M

    | |

    db

    <01:39:51> "Josrence44": shift+enter

    <01:39:51> "Kuro1chigoGal": ouch its sharp

    <01:39:52> "KuroIchigoGal": its not me!

    <01:40:12> "Josrence44": lolraeg

    <01:40:17> "Kuro1chigoGal": yes it is

    <01:40:23> "Kuro1chigoGal": i'm the real kuro

    <01:40:26> "Laithes": Two Kuro's? One was bad enough!!!!!!!!! (jk) :3

    <01:40:36> "KuroIchigoGal": T^T

    <01:40:38> "Kuro1chigoGal": imma rape u in the bum

    <01:41:14> "KuroIchigoGal": do it hard and fast so my 36 DD t*** bounce ;D

    <01:41:33> "Kuro1chigoGal": with hands your can masturbate to gay porn.

    "I wanna stick my penis in your bum"

    and you can masturbate to straight porn

    "I wanna stick my penis in your bum"

    <01:42:09> "Kuro1chigoGal": I'll make both our mmmshibomboms bounce

    <01:42:23> "KuroIchigoGal": thats not me .o.

    <01:42:39> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:42:40> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:42:40> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:42:40> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:42:40> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:42:41> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:42:44> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:42:46> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:42:48> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:42:49> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:42:50> "KuroIchigoGal": T^T

    <01:42:51> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:42:52> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:42:54> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:42:55> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:42:56> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:42:58> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:43:00> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:43:01> "Kuro1chigoGal": <01:43:05> "Josrence44": a

    <01:43:05> "Josrence44": a

    <01:43:06> "Josrence44": a

    <01:43:06> "Josrence44": a

    <01:43:07> "Josrence44": a

    <01:43:08> "Josrence44": a

    <01:43:08> "Josrence44": a

    <01:43:36> "~<3~": ............. go fuck yourself oui

    <01:43:55> "KuroIchigogal": hey bitches

    <01:44:00> "~<3~": THE GO FUCKING SOMEWHERE ELSE

    <01:44:12> "KuroIchigogal": I LOVE TO SUCK FAT COCKS

    <01:44:16> "~<3~": shit

    <01:44:18> "Laithes": Swearing is not fucking cool!!!!

    <01:44:26> "~<3~": GET THE FUCK OVER IT

    <01:44:29> "~<3~": :3

    <01:44:39> "~<3~": oh god...

    <01:45:00> "KuroIchigogal": http://forum.bowlofnoodles.net/threads/teamspeak-quotes-thread.24/page-3#post-2468

    <01:45:14> "~<3~": NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    <01:45:25> "KuroIchigogal": I like little boys

    <01:45:37> "iPope": ooh I'm a little boy

    <01:45:38> "~<3~": nooooooooooooooooo! i hate little boys!

    <01:45:48> "iPope": I'm only 15 and I have my own clan

    <01:46:00> "~<3~": NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! i want a REAL man! Dx

    <01:46:14> "iPope": I can be anything you want me to be

    <01:46:21> "KuroIchigogal": i met this hot sexy ten year old on the internet then he told me he was a police investigator

    That's awesome how many ten year old do you know that can do that

    <01:46:31> "iPope": loool

    <01:46:33> "M1☢Mercenary": iPope "I'm only 15 and my balls havent dropped yet"

    <01:46:42> "~<3~": .....

    <01:46:43> "iPope": that isn't nice m1

    <01:46:46> "KuroIchigogal": Justin bieber is my sex toy

    <01:46:47> "iPope": :(

    <01:46:52> "~<3~": *gags*

    <01:47:03> "LuciferZ": OKAY GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

    <01:47:17> "KuroIchigogal": i want him to touch me in my lady parts. and i want to rub his wiggly bits

    <01:47:18> "Honstine": Hey Lucifer can I make out with you?

    <01:47:23> "Roze": U MAD?

    <01:47:37> "Old Spice Guy": Hello Ladies...

    <01:47:44> "~<3~": <33333333333333333

    <01:47:44> "Old Spice Guy": M1 Mercenary

    <01:47:45> "~<3~": <3

    <01:47:47> "Honstine": I want to rape Justin Bieber

    <01:47:53> "KuroIchigogal": i want Justin Bieber to touch me in my lady parts. and i want to rub his wiggly bits

    <01:48:02> "~<3~": I HATE YOU!

    <01:48:04> "M1 Mercenary": Roze ragequit and suddenly: wat do?

    <01:48:06> "oui230": Honstine Can I join in?

    <01:48:20> "oui230": I've secretly been in love with you

    <01:49:10> "~<3~": ha ha ha you FAIL! my "g" is cap

    <01:49:32> "Justin Bieber": I want to say

    <01:49:38> "Justin Bieber": I've come out of the closet

    <01:49:45> "Kanye": ...Ima let you finish

    <01:49:57> "~<3~": I LOVE YOU M1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    <01:50:28> "Charlie Sheen": I was bangin 7 gram rocks

    <01:50:35> "Charlie Sheen": Winning!

    <01:50:48> "~<3~": why do i have to run?

    <01:51:11> "~<3~": m1 talk LOUDER please

    <01:51:24> "Random mac fag": lol macs are superior becuase they cost more

    <01:51:29> "Random mac fag": lolololololololo

    <01:51:30> "~<3~": you dont want your parents to hear my moans right?

    <01:51:33> "~<3~": ;)

    <01:51:36> "Random mac fag": And their hardware is shitty

    <01:51:57> "~<3~": ............... what did he say?

    <01:52:16> "~<3~": LOL

    <01:52:32> "~<3~": your going to get me in trouble

    <01:52:36> "~<3~": rly T^T

    <01:52:57> "~<3~": HA! your right

    <01:53:20> "~<3~": YOU

    <01:53:26> "KuroIchigogal": I'm super loose

    <01:53:33> "~<3~": FUCK YOU!

    <01:53:34> "KuroIchigogal": it's like a hotdog down a hallway

    <01:53:36> "~<3~": D<

    <01:53:56> "KuroIchigogal": I take a minimum of ten dicks in my nose a day

    <01:53:58> "Honstine": I can attest to that

    <01:54:02> "KuroIchigogal": sometimes in my ears too

    <01:54:24> "~<3~": oh god...

    <01:55:51> "Josrence44": hey sluts

    <01:55:57> "KuroIchigoGal": hey!

    <01:56:07> "Josrence44": i want a finger in my bum

    <01:56:15> "Josrence44": can you do that kuro

    <01:56:15> "KuroIchigoGal": oooo can i do it? ;)

    <01:56:21> "Josrence44": hell yes you can

    <01:56:23> "KuroIchigoGal": yes! yes! yesssssssssssssssss

    <01:56:29> "Josrence44": how do you wanna start this

    <01:56:38> "oui123": I liek Honstines cock

    <01:56:45> "Josrence44": should i strip or you wanna take it off for me

    <01:57:05> "KuroIchigoGal": your shsirt i want to see your chest

    <01:57:11> "Josrence44": ok

    <01:57:20> "Josrence44": i'm kinda fat and flabby though

    <01:57:34> "KuroIchigoGal": its ok im going for your man boob nipples any way ;D

    <01:57:40> "Josrence44": ok

    <01:57:49> "oui123": O

    <01:57:52> "Josrence44": can you nibble them i like that

    <01:58:02> "KuroIchigoGal": ill bite really hard

    <01:58:08> "Josrence44": ohh goody

    <01:58:14> "KuroIchigoGal": you like that?

    <01:58:27> "Josrence44": oh yes

    <01:58:27> "oui123": when my daddy shoves his hard shaft up my bum, I yell OUI OUI OUI, which is YES in french because I'm cool like that

    <01:58:41> "oui123": SO OBVIOUSLY I had to choose it for my name

    <01:58:47> "oui123": you know?
     
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    Ten_Tacles Level 42

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    The fuck happened????
     
  19. Kuro

    Kuro Level 22

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    A lot of shit went down maaaaaaaaaaaan :eek:
     
  20. Honstine

    Honstine Level 7

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    i did not say those things :confused:
     

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