Quotes Thread

[M1_Mercenary]

Wren (To Player-2): Well its due to you being Aussie that you can't Jump

M1: Lol @ 'Your an Assie, you cant jump'

M1: Aussies even.

 

[kontent]

Kontent: PENIS!!!!

 

[Laithes]

Laithes: That's pretty gay K3.

K3LLOGSkid: What?! It's just a guy driving a remote control penis!

Laithes: ......

 

[Tutrie]

Mr_Mushrooms: lemme just get on trapspeak

Mr_Murshrooms: *teamspeak



lolwut?

 

[Player-2]

<21:22:00> "Velocityshot": BonRP?

<21:22:08> "Velocityshot": Sounds like boner-pee

 

[officerthegeek]

CharlesBroughton: Who needs IndustrialCraft when you can craft industry?



iPope: I have one advice for you.

Officerthegeek: What is it?

iPope: Leave [the RMM] and never look back.

Officerthegeek: Like LuciferZ?

iPope: Yes, and many others.

Officerthegeek: LuciferZ returned and now is a Colonel of the High Command.

(the last one was paraphrasing, I don't really remember, and both of these weren't on BoN associated TSs)

 

[Tutrie]

Grell (Teal'c's counterpart on Wormhole X-Treme): Science fiction is an existential metaphor, that allows us to tell stories about the human condition. Isaac Asimov once said: "Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today — but the core of science fiction, its essence has become crucial to our salvation, if we are to be saved at all."

 

[BritishVampire]

At least get some stargate quotes up (not including wormhole x-treme, worse episode of the series)

 

[Harv0kz]

Wheres the dislike button when needed?

 

[Tutrie]

harvokz why the dislike? That quote is famous. It was unscripted and spontaneous. While all of the other actors did jokes for their 200th episode celebration (might I add directors too) Teal'c, or Christopher Judge, said something very serious and very motivational to the entire purpose behind science fiction. He didn't exactly use his own words but still when in the presence of greatness one becomes great. (Greatness being Isaac Asimov.)

 

[Woody2371]

The actual quote is:

In the presence of greatness, pettiness disappears.

You see, the quote is referring to the fact that great leaders are able to make people believe in something that inspires them to put aside their own petty desires for the greater good.

In any case, I believe the topic of this thread is specifically BoN-related quotes.



In order to stay ontopic, I present to you this:

HOW DO I BLUETOOTHS

ITS NOT WORKING TOM

how the fuck are you supposed to wear this thing?

 

[Woody2371]

[4:46:05 PM] Tom: so you not coming? nearly home time 😀DDD

[4:46:31 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: nah, got a bowl of bacon to eat.



A bowl.

Of bacon.

BEST SENTENCE EVER.

 

[Player-2]

<06:11:47> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: Bicycle, Car, Truck, Airplane, Segway

<06:11:51> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: totally works

<06:11:56> "Roze"

: Bus

<06:12:00> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: no

<06:12:02> "Roze"

: Train

<06:12:03> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: segway

<06:12:05> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: SEGWAY

<06:12:08> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: FUCKING SEGWAYS

<06:12:13> "Roze"

: Lawnmower

<06:12:30> "LuciferZ"

: tits should be top tier

<06:12:35> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: yes

<06:12:36> "LuciferZ"

: regardless of categoriess

<06:12:46> "LuciferZ"

: silver gold platinum tits

<06:12:59> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: wait, we need 5 different catergories

<06:13:00> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: so

<06:13:06> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: car, green, asians, hairbrush, tits

<06:13:08> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: GOLDEN

<06:13:15> "Roze"

: Toes, Knees, Ass, Vag, Tits

<06:13:30> "LuciferZ"

: toes and knees?

<06:13:33> "LuciferZ"

: feet and legs

<06:13:34> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: lol

<06:13:39> "Echo419"

: Veldspar

Scordite

Pyroxeres

Plagioclase

Omber

Kernite

Jaspet

Hemorphite

Hedbergite

Gneiss

Dark Ochre

Crokite

Spodumain

Bistot

Arkanor

Mercoxit

<06:13:41> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: face, legs, ass, pussy, tits

<06:13:43> "LuciferZ"

: at least pick normal parts

<06:13:51> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: lips, gams

<06:13:55> "LuciferZ"

: GAMS

<06:13:57> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: if we want slang terms

<06:14:08> "LuciferZ"

: Gams needs to be second highest tier

<06:14:09> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: lips, gams, ass, pussy, tits

<06:14:12> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: fine

<06:14:16> "Roze"

: Baby

<06:14:16> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: lips ass pussy gams tits

<06:14:47> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: honstine, ac130, jpev, charles, luciferz

<06:14:49> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: totally balanced

<06:15:08> "Ikroth"

: honstine, ac130, jpev, charles, luciferz, tits

<06:15:13> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: yep

<06:15:16> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: actually

<06:15:18> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: no, i know

<06:15:29> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: ipope, honstine, charles, luciferz, tits

<06:15:34> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: there we go

<06:15:46> "Roze"

: ipoop

<06:15:46> "Ikroth"

: mormon jesus, mormon jesus, mormon jesus, mormon jesus, mormon jesus, mormon jesus

<06:15:54> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: and then tits

<06:18:10> "Ikroth"

: flapjacks, flapjacks, blood tests, billy mays, mormon jesus, tits

<06:18:49> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: goblin, whast, gnort, speef, tits

 

[Gielnor]

*snip*

 

[holidaY]

"I believe the topic of this thread is specifically BoN-related quotes."



To this I say!



"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."



I laugh at thee!

 

[Player-2]

After i asked brit why he doesn't talk:



<22:45:42> "BritishVampire": my headset broke now

 

[BritishVampire]

An

After i asked brit why he doesn't talk:



<22:45:42> "BritishVampire": my headset broke now

and thats the truth i now have to use my brothers headphone to hear you all

 

[Ikroth]

Rape is all I can think of. Rape all the time.

 

[EricExtreme]

lol

 

[Gielnor]

I don't remember saying this. I wasn't even on yesterday.



But of course, Ikroth never lies, so I guess I think of rape all day erry day.