Quotes thread.

[Josrence]

Wat teh fack

 

[jeffrocks26]

samworks: MInecraft is getting to be sucky

iceman(TDB person): Yeah any game sucks when you suck...

jeffrocks26: DAMN SON

 

[holidaY]

'Erotic Message'



"I want your Axe" - Tom

 

[Admin]

YOU HAVE MY AXE!

 

[M1_Mercenary]

(Private_Practice) I've never seen a mod before *Pulls out Poke'Dex

 

[Laithes]

Smokles: Our house

Smokles: In the middle of our street

Smokles: Our house

Smokles: that is racist

Smokles: the aliens don't appreciate it



P.S. Read the last three lines like this.



Our house that is racist, the aliens don't appreciate it.

 

[AWhite__Guy]

^

| Da fuck?

 

[Aro]

something along the lines...



Aro: Noodle can I be your stalker?

Noodle: Yes

 

[Laithes]

<20:54:41> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: tOdAy i lEaRnEd hOw tO GiVe gReAt bLoWjObS. tHe sEcReT Is uSiNg yOuR TeEtH To mUnCh oN ThE MaN'S PeNiS.



<20:55:39> "Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ"

: i lOvE WaTcHiNg mEn sLeEp tOgEtHeR, iT MaKeS Me iNcReDiBlY HoRnY AnD I WaNt tO TaKe oFf mY PaNtS AnD FuCk tHe wOrLd

 

[Strife]

An addition to Laithes post



<19:53:13>"Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ":hE WiLl fIrSt eAt yOuR BrAiNs aNd mOvE SlOwLy dOwN YoUr bOdY

<19:53:22>"Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ":sLuRpInG YoUr dIcK LiKe a bIg gUlP

<19:53:22>"Sea":what does?

<19:53:42>"Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ":i'd lOvE YoU SeE YoU NaKeD, lAiThEs

<19:53:55>"Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ":yOu tOo cUbNaKe

<19:54:43>:"Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ":tOdAy i lEaRnEd hOw tO GiVe gReAt bLoWjObS. tHe sEcReT Is uSiNg yOuR TeEtH To mUnCh oN ThE MaN'S PeNiS.

<19:55:06>"Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ":aLsO PuLl oN HiS ScRoTuM

<19:55:41>"Le Cosine ಠ_ಠ":i lOvE WaTcHiNg mEn sLeEp tOgEtHeR, iT MaKeS Me iNcReDiBlY HoRnY AnD I WaNt tO TaKe oFf mY PaNtS AnD FuCk tHe wOrLd

 

[Jaime]

Wtf^

 

[Laithes]

<16:46:34>"officerthegeek main machine": but

<16:47:04>"officerthegeek main machine": giving birth through a penis would suck

<16:47:21>"officerthegeek main machine": what

<16:47:31>"smokles": D:

 

[smokles]

<16:46:34>"officerthegeek main machine": but

<16:47:04>"officerthegeek main machine": giving birth through a penis would suck

<16:47:21>"officerthegeek main machine": what

<16:47:31>"smokles": D:

THE HORRORS

 

[jeffrocks26]

From my IRL friend : " I just bought Minecraft. In other words, I just signed a contract for that swedish dude to abduct my life."

 

[Woody2371]

[4:21:00 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: hooking netbook up to 1000W bass sub

[4:21:05 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: \o/

[4:21:19 PM] Tom: oh lawd

[4:22:14 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: *ladies and gentlemen*

[4:22:21 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: * I give you the jinglebass*

[4:22:23 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: <3 basshunter

[4:22:31 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: ....fuck

[4:22:35 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: something just cracked.

[4:22:44 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: shitshitshitshit

[4:22:45 PM] Tom: LOL

[4:22:46 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: shitshitshistihst

[4:22:47 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: ;kljfdsa;kljfdsa

[4:22:47 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: 'fdsa

[4:22:47 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: 'fdsa

[4:22:47 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: 'fdsa

[4:22:49 PM] Tom: awshi

[4:22:54 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: Um

[4:22:59 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: window repairs in margs?

[4:23:01 PM] Tom: LOLWUT

[4:23:05 PM] Tom: srsly?

[4:23:06 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: Fletcher James Boyd is serious

[4:23:07 PM] Tom: LOL

[4:23:10 PM] Fletcher James Boyd: fuckfuckfuck

[4:23:11 PM] Tom: AWWWWSHI-

 

[The Noodle]

-_-

 

[Dakry]

Fletch, you're officially a tit.

 

[Jaime]

Fletch, you're officially a tit.

^This made me lol.

 

[smokles]

Fletch, you're officially a tit.

Not a pair of tits, just a single tit. lol.

 

[Dakry]

<22:11:00> "coreyj55"

: pornhub.com??

<22:11:11> "D4yz"

: Lol?

<22:11:16> "D4yz"

: And use a horse.