Minecraft Jokes Thread

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brownsamuel

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• Sep 23, 2011

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Heard any good minecraft jokes?

Post them here!!!

Here's just two I've seen myself.



All things are possible in minecraft.... except circles.



When you see a lot of enemies running towards you what command do you use?

/tp <IGN> Mommy

 

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• Sep 24, 2011

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Sorry those jokes aren't funny

 

Dannie

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• Sep 24, 2011

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Semi circles aren't possible either...!

 

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• Sep 24, 2011

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mark_577 said:

Sorry those jokes aren't funny

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Get some that are funny then. dont complain instead.

 

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• Sep 25, 2011

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brownsamuel said:

Get some that are funny then. dont complain instead.

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Im not complaining, I am just pointing it out

 

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• Sep 25, 2011

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If it doesn't end with .PNG , it didn't happen.

 

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• Sep 25, 2011

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none the less if intend on insulting my jokes then find some better ones to show me what is funny then

 

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• Sep 25, 2011

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*Looks up google* *Clicks on the first link*

 

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• Sep 25, 2011

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A decent one I've seen:



God: I made an entire world

Notch: I made an Endless world

God: I can make circles

Notch: ...

 

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• Sep 25, 2011

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^^ I saw that off Minecraft Forums

 

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• Sep 26, 2011

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What's worse than a creeper?The holocaust.

 

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• Sep 26, 2011

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http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/...ear_it_then_why_was_a_tree_in_the_k_super.jpg

 

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• Sep 27, 2011

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In creative mode, a miner once spilled a glass of water and flooded the earth.