Dear Tom:

Aggravate said:

We don't appreciate the pinkness of our posts, perhaps a nice BoN Blue?



-Regards, concerned citizen.

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Aggravate said:

MARIA​

I feel pretty​

Oh so pretty​

I feel pretty and witty and gay​

And I pity​

Any girl who isn't me today​

I feel charming​

Oh so charming​

It's alarming how charming I feel​

And so pretty​

That I hardly can believe I'm real​

See the pretty girl in that mirror there?​

Who can that attractive girl be?​

Such a pretty face​

Such a pretty dress​

Such a pretty smile​

Such a pretty me!​

I feel stunning​

And entrancing​

Feel like running​

And dancing for joy​

For I'm loved​

By a pretty wonderful boy​

GIRLS​

Have you met my good friend Maria​

The craziest girl on the block?​

You'll know her the minute you see her​

She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock​

She thinks she's in love​

She thinks she's in Spain​

She isn't in love​

She's merely insane​

It must be the heat​

Or some rare disease​

Or too much to eat​

Or maybe it's fleas​

Keep away from her​

​

Send for Chino​

This is not the Maria we know​

Modest and pure​

Polite and refined​

Well-bred and mature​

And out of her mind!​

Miss America, Miss America, speech!​

Miss America, bravo, speech!​

MARIA​

I feel pretty​

Oh so pretty​

That the city should give me its key​

A committee​

Should be organized to honour me​

I feel dizzy​

I feel sunny​

I feel fizzy and funny and fine​

And so pretty​

Miss America can just resign​

See the pretty girl in that mirror there​

(What mirror, where?)​

Who can that attractive girl be?​

(Which, what, where, whom?)​

Such a pretty face​

Such a pretty dress​

Such a pretty smile​

Such a pretty me!​

MARIA & GIRLS​

I feel stunning​

And entrancing​

Feel like running and dancing for joy​

For I'm loved​

By a pretty wonderful boy​

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