Seriously, go back to uni, or college, or whatever the hell you guys have. This industry is plagued by people who know just enough to be dangerous, it annoys the shit out of me every day at work.
Computer Maint. in High Schools doesn't count. You don't learn shit in High School. You're talking with people that literally live, eat, and breathe computers. I work as a technical specialist in security systems, mainly dealing with IP-based protocols. Noodle goes to University doing Computer Science.
I love how you two are discussing the differences between a geek and a nerd, and I'm like "yayz mah nick is correct!" the entire time, and then understanding I will probably never be a true nerd(by Woody's standards, anyways), because I know just enough to be dangerous, but still want to learn.
Also, why will I never be a true nerd? I hope to be an engineer, and not a software kind.