An Ode To Sweaty
There once was a handsome fellow named Sweaty
Who lived alone with his pet pig Betty
Day by day the couple were merry
Surviving off pumpkins, bacon and berries
"T'was brillig!" exclaimed our sweaty little friend
Little did he know his life was at an end
For Betty got peckish and ate him whole
Digested him fully and shat out some coal
Now every time you craft a torch
Coal upon wood and stick it on your porch
Shed a tear for the boy that did sweat
Eaten alive by his obese pig pet.