"Look at my post. Then back at yours. Now back at my post. Now back at yours. Sadly, your post is not my post, however if you stopped using bad formatting and incorrect grammar, your post could look like mine.
Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a thread with the post your post could look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it! It's a Laithes who actually respects your application! Look again. The Laithes is now an RMM badge! Anything is possible when you use correct grammar.
I'm on a horse."
This, was PURE gold.