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<blockquote data-quote="Gielnor" data-source="post: 35280" data-attributes="member: 1699"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>ASSESSMENT REPORT</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>-CLASSIFIED-</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>-28 JULY 2011-</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>26 July 2011; 16:18 GMT </strong>- Notch posts the first image of a new mob on Google+. It i a black creature with long, thin limbs, and has the ability to carry blocks. Where it gets the blocks, or what it does with them, is unknown. The image is quickly reposted to Reddit and enhanced.</p><p></p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/XEkal.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>Fig.1 Original Image</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/E7bdg.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>Fig.2 Doctored Image</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>26 July 2011; 18:09 GMT</strong> - Inspired by a redditor's comment, Notch names the new mob Enderman, as a reference to Slenderman, a horror character created by the SomethingAwful forum which has since become memetic.</p><p></p><p>Source: <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/j09ma/notch_posts_images_of_new_mob/c282dzr" target="_blank">http://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/j09ma/notch_posts_images_of_new_mob/c282dzr</a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>26 July 2011 - 28 July 2011 -</strong> Minecraft players of multiple communities speculate on the nature of the Endermen, making dozens of suggestions and making many people butthurt (for intel on "butthurt, refer to doc 171.5A). Notch acknowledges that some suggestions were used.</p><p></p><p>Sources: <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/notch/status/96513433134043136" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/#!/notch/status/96513433134043136</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/notch/status/96513551266615296" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/#!/notch/status/96513551266615296</a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>28 July 2011, ~16:00 GMT -</strong> Notch begins twittering details on the behavior of Endermen.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>29 July 2011, 23:00 GMT</strong> - Endermen specimens 001 though 007 identified. Method of entry into realspace unknown. Accepted theory postulates physical manifestation of specimens via synchronized nocturnal visualizations by Minecraft segment of population. Specimens contained in reactor #5, status stable. Maximum containment period five (5) days.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>2 August 2011, 17:32 GMT -</strong> Containment breached, specimens 002 and 005 eliminated, remainder status unknown. Personnel casualties exceed 30%, nine (9) confirmed fatalities.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>2 August 2011, 21:19 GMT</strong> - Contact with containment facility lost. Final transmission indicate breach of external entrance by nine (9) unidentified entities. Record purge of Containment Facility #[REDACTED] approved.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>SPECIMENS 001, 003, 004, 006, 007, 008, 009, 010, 011</p><p></p><p>CODENAME: Enderman</p><p></p><p>HEIGHT: 3 Meters</p><p></p><p>WEIGHT: Unknown</p><p></p><p>INTELLIGENCE: Unknown</p><p></p><p>REPRODUCTION: Unknown</p><p></p><p>HABITAT: Unknown</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gielnor, post: 35280, member: 1699"] [CENTER][FONT=helvetica][SIZE=5][B]ASSESSMENT REPORT[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=helvetica][SIZE=5][B]-CLASSIFIED-[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=helvetica][SIZE=5][B]-28 JULY 2011-[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [B]26 July 2011; 16:18 GMT [/B]- Notch posts the first image of a new mob on Google+. It i a black creature with long, thin limbs, and has the ability to carry blocks. Where it gets the blocks, or what it does with them, is unknown. The image is quickly reposted to Reddit and enhanced. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XEkal.png[/IMG] Fig.1 Original Image [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/E7bdg.jpg[/IMG] Fig.2 Doctored Image [B]26 July 2011; 18:09 GMT[/B] - Inspired by a redditor's comment, Notch names the new mob Enderman, as a reference to Slenderman, a horror character created by the SomethingAwful forum which has since become memetic. Source: [URL]http://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/j09ma/notch_posts_images_of_new_mob/c282dzr[/URL] [B]26 July 2011 - 28 July 2011 -[/B] Minecraft players of multiple communities speculate on the nature of the Endermen, making dozens of suggestions and making many people butthurt (for intel on "butthurt, refer to doc 171.5A). Notch acknowledges that some suggestions were used. Sources: [URL]https://twitter.com/#!/notch/status/96513433134043136[/URL] and [URL]https://twitter.com/#!/notch/status/96513551266615296[/URL] [B]28 July 2011, ~16:00 GMT -[/B] Notch begins twittering details on the behavior of Endermen. [B]29 July 2011, 23:00 GMT[/B] - Endermen specimens 001 though 007 identified. Method of entry into realspace unknown. Accepted theory postulates physical manifestation of specimens via synchronized nocturnal visualizations by Minecraft segment of population. Specimens contained in reactor #5, status stable. Maximum containment period five (5) days. [B]2 August 2011, 17:32 GMT -[/B] Containment breached, specimens 002 and 005 eliminated, remainder status unknown. Personnel casualties exceed 30%, nine (9) confirmed fatalities. [B]2 August 2011, 21:19 GMT[/B] - Contact with containment facility lost. Final transmission indicate breach of external entrance by nine (9) unidentified entities. Record purge of Containment Facility #[REDACTED] approved. SPECIMENS 001, 003, 004, 006, 007, 008, 009, 010, 011 CODENAME: Enderman HEIGHT: 3 Meters WEIGHT: Unknown INTELLIGENCE: Unknown REPRODUCTION: Unknown HABITAT: Unknown [/QUOTE]
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