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<blockquote data-quote="Cub_Nake" data-source="post: 37050" data-attributes="member: 32"><p style="margin-left: 20px">>Be 17</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>Blind date</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>She's about a 7/10. Pleasant surprise.</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>Go to dinner</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>She orders three serves of garlic bread. Lolwut.jpg</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>Over the night, she keeps rubbing my legs with hers. gradually getting more frequent.</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>Starts telling me about her down bedspread.</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>"It's the most comfortable thing ever. You should try it"</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>She's DTF.</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>She's smashing down the food as fast as possible.</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>Like, not even chewing. She's that desperate to get home.</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>We get back to her place. Things get hot'n'heavy as far as the hands go, but she won't kiss me.</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>Every time I try to make out, she just gives me a little peck.</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>Then it hits me...</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>Eating bread... Down bedspread... Not chewing... Pecking...</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>I'm about to have sex with a duck.</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>I tell her I have to go to the toilet.</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>Jump out of the window.</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>Lock her pen so she can't get out</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>Fucking run.</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>Open the door</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>Get on the floor</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">>Everybody walk the dinosaur</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cub_Nake, post: 37050, member: 32"] [INDENT=1]>Be 17[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>Blind date[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>She's about a 7/10. Pleasant surprise.[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>Go to dinner[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>She orders three serves of garlic bread. Lolwut.jpg[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>Over the night, she keeps rubbing my legs with hers. gradually getting more frequent.[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>Starts telling me about her down bedspread.[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>"It's the most comfortable thing ever. You should try it"[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>She's DTF.[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>She's smashing down the food as fast as possible.[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>Like, not even chewing. She's that desperate to get home.[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>We get back to her place. Things get hot'n'heavy as far as the hands go, but she won't kiss me.[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>Every time I try to make out, she just gives me a little peck.[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>Then it hits me...[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>Eating bread... Down bedspread... Not chewing... Pecking...[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>I'm about to have sex with a duck.[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>I tell her I have to go to the toilet.[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>Jump out of the window.[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>Lock her pen so she can't get out[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>Fucking run.[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>Open the door[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>Get on the floor[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]>Everybody walk the dinosaur[/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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