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[My Story] That One Time

Discussion in 'General' started by Cub_Nake, Sep 20, 2011.

  1. Cub_Nake

    Cub_Nake Level 46

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    >Be 17​

    >Blind date​

    >She's about a 7/10. Pleasant surprise.​

    >Go to dinner​

    >She orders three serves of garlic bread. Lolwut.jpg​

    >Over the night, she keeps rubbing my legs with hers. gradually getting more frequent.​

    >Starts telling me about her down bedspread.​

    >"It's the most comfortable thing ever. You should try it"​

    >She's DTF.​

    >She's smashing down the food as fast as possible.​

    >Like, not even chewing. She's that desperate to get home.​

    >We get back to her place. Things get hot'n'heavy as far as the hands go, but she won't kiss me.​

    >Every time I try to make out, she just gives me a little peck.​

    >Then it hits me...​



    >Eating bread... Down bedspread... Not chewing... Pecking...​

    >I'm about to have sex with a duck.​

    >I tell her I have to go to the toilet.​

    >Jump out of the window.​

    >Lock her pen so she can't get out​

    >Fucking run.​

    >Open the door​

    >Get on the floor​

    >Everybody walk the dinosaur​
     
  2. Gielnor

    Gielnor Level 39

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    - Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
     
  3. The Noodle

    The Noodle Level 48

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    Delayed wat.



    ....wat.
     
  4. Josrence

    Josrence Level 44

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    I truely lol'd.
     
  5. Woody2371

    Woody2371 Level 47

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  6. insanejoe

    insanejoe Level 8

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    WTF is this?
     
  7. Tutrie

    Tutrie Level 21

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    This is me and your mother 3 weeks and 4 days ago.
     
  8. officerthegeek

    officerthegeek Level 40

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    Tutrie, why did you tell Cub in that case?
     
  9. mtw

    mtw Level 13

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    i am lost....
     
  10. Tutrie

    Tutrie Level 21

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    Good, good.
     

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