Minecraft Jokes Thread

[brownsamuel]

Heard any good minecraft jokes?

Post them here!!!

Here's just two I've seen myself.



All things are possible in minecraft.... except circles.



When you see a lot of enemies running towards you what command do you use?

/tp <IGN> Mommy

 

[mark_577]

Sorry those jokes aren't funny

 

[Dannie]

Semi circles aren't possible either...!

 

[brownsamuel]

Sorry those jokes aren't funny

Get some that are funny then. dont complain instead.

 

[mark_577]

Get some that are funny then. dont complain instead.

Im not complaining, I am just pointing it out

 

[EricExtreme]

If it doesn't end with .PNG , it didn't happen.

 

[brownsamuel]

none the less if intend on insulting my jokes then find some better ones to show me what is funny then

 

[mark_577]

*Looks up google* *Clicks on the first link* 😛

 

[Snowyblitz]

A decent one I've seen:



God: I made an entire world

Notch: I made an Endless world

God: I can make circles

Notch: ...

 

[mark_577]

^^ I saw that off Minecraft Forums

 

[Sea]

What's worse than a creeper?The holocaust.

 

[dasb00t]

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/...ear_it_then_why_was_a_tree_in_the_k_super.jpg

 

[Cosine]

In creative mode, a miner once spilled a glass of water and flooded the earth.