The secret comment? my super super duber uber secret? It is in my super secret comment place....
Your chat logs.
And no, I am not from Liverpool, but I always appreciate discrimination, shows true intellect.
But no, it is a common stereotype for English people to complain, airports, tv programs, wheather etc.
Also, the wall of text thing was made up though, it is not the truth, it is crap.
I wouldn't qoute crap like "I am the real host of this server now shut up" as that would be wrong and stupid, would make more problems in this all.