Uhm... Fire is pretty much red and yellow, why could you be the pyro(wo)men?
And you would just fail... Let's adapt history to Aggression, shall we? Not sure about the times though...
You become neutrals with your largest enemies, one of the parts says fuck you, we're escaping... You still hold them economically and shit... Others follow... The faction gets disbanded, divided into 15 other factions(with varying sizes), and three of them claiming to never legally be a part of USSR. That should do it.
And my G15 is so much better to type with than that bloody iPhone. I will not use iPhone to access XenForo forums ever again.