Hello fine mentlegen,
We at Mann Co. are here solely to enhance your bloodbath experience. Provided you are friendly towards us, we shall be most delighted to sell anything you need, as long as your money's green. Now, do not ask to be employed by us, as only trusted and honorable men are employed, to ensure the safety of our wares. If you are enemies with us, expect no hospitality and active pursument of yourselves. We still will be glad to sell to anyone who doesn't full out wage war on us, although you will be getting a large discount if you wish to be allied. Also, we absolutely WILL NOT sell you any Sandviches. None. They are not for you. They are all for us. OM NOM NOM 😀
With best regards,
J3ll0, head of Saxton Hale's marketing advisory council
We at Mann Co. are here solely to enhance your bloodbath experience. Provided you are friendly towards us, we shall be most delighted to sell anything you need, as long as your money's green. Now, do not ask to be employed by us, as only trusted and honorable men are employed, to ensure the safety of our wares. If you are enemies with us, expect no hospitality and active pursument of yourselves. We still will be glad to sell to anyone who doesn't full out wage war on us, although you will be getting a large discount if you wish to be allied. Also, we absolutely WILL NOT sell you any Sandviches. None. They are not for you. They are all for us. OM NOM NOM 😀
With best regards,
J3ll0, head of Saxton Hale's marketing advisory council