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Cub_Nake

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Post ya puns!



Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.



A new type of broom came out, it's sweeping the nation.



It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.



I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.



A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.



I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.



I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
 

Woody2371

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One day a newspaper had a contest to find the best pun. One guy thought that he'd try to win it, so he wrote up ten puns, and sent them all in hoping for at least one to win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
 
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